Tuesday, August 5

Japanese People are Fucking Crazy(Response to that weird prompt)

Mr. Kitty Yogishy sat in his expensive swivel chair pondering his latest ex-girlfriend. She was a pretty Calico who went by the name of Ginger. She claimed to be a simple house cat who wanted nothing more than to chase mice and find love, and at the time he beleived her.
Now Mr. Yogishy stretched his muscles as he clawed his chair, trying to get rid of the disturbing image he had witnessed the day he found out about IT... He had arrived home early from work one day to find Ginger with a group of flying midget cats! His Ginger was a mole from The Group of Subversive Midget Cats Bent on Taking Over the World! Kitty had been too blinded by his love for the frisky feline to see the truth. Kitty knew that most women only liked him because he was the ruler of the Cat nation, but he thought Ginger was different. She wasn't... And so Kitty sent orders to dispose of another girlfriend who really wanted to kill him. Mr. Kitty Yogishy knew he was the most influencial cat in the world, but he thought that he deserved to find love too just like any ordinary cat. Kitty licked his fur, now fully depressed. No one would ever understand him. Tears formed in his yellow-green eyes as he started to cough up a nasty hair ball.

Feagin thinks really deep thoughts @ 3:04 AM

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